Welcome To Trumpithets

Trump Has A Gazillion Nicknames

We Draw them

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DISCLAIMER: Some nicknames are rather colorful and may not be appropriate for kids or easily-offended adults. You've been warned, believe me.

Making America Laugh Bigly Again

One Epithet At A Time

Bigly Customer Love

Please keep stroking our ego. Trumpithets loves all the incredible men and women back with the glare of a million golden urinals.

"Is this you? [trumpithets.com] ... Good lord, it is. You glorious, frighteningly productive bastard. Well done, sir."

Stephen L. from Wales, UK

"It's hard to choose what to buy because all of the illustrations are amazing, so amazing, and I know amazing."

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"Buying crayons for my little artist was the smartest thing I've ever done. Despite the cursing."

Mom from Woodbury, MN says

"Hahahahaha. I legit just laughed out loud."

Sarah S. from St. Paul, MN says

"Great work. You may want to reconsider this ... Stephen Colbert would eat this shit up."

Dad from Stillwater, MN is on the fence

Don't Mess With

JOHN STEWART OR ILLUSTRATORS

Expand vocabulary with this fabulous set of useless stickers.

YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE THEM

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Good people don’t go into government

THE TWITLER TEE

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No one ever said standing up for civility couldn't be funny

#RESIST(ing) Passive-Aggressively

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It Has To Be Something

The latest amazing updates from our bigly social universe. But it could be infinity.

Let's Make A Deal

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REVIEW A TRUMPITHETS PRODUCT AND WE’LL EMAIL YOU A COUPON CODE GOOD FOR 10% OFF YOUR NEXT T-SHIRT ORDER.

All you have to do is scroll down to the "Customer Reviews" section on any product page, click “Write a review”, share your opinion, and press submit. Simple Enough?

**Here's the catch, you will need to write a review that includes a TITLE and a COMMENT to pass muster.