Bigly Customer Love

Please keep stroking our ego. Trumpithets loves all the incredible men and women back with the glare of a million golden urinals.

Stephen L. from Wales, UK says

"Is this you? [] ... Good lord, it is. You glorious, frighteningly productive bastard. Well done, sir."

Mom from Woodbury, MN says

"Buying crayons for my little artist was the smartest thing I've ever done."

Dad from Stillwater, MN is on the fence

"Great work. You may want to reconsider this ... Stephen Colbert would eat this shit up."

Sarah S. from St. Paul, MN says

"Hahahahaha. I legit just laughed out loud."