Fuckface von Clownstick Line Tee


$26.00

Don't start a Twitter war with John Stewart.

As the story goes, one morning John Stewart woke up to find a slew of toxically crude and horrible Tweets polluting his Twitter feed. Trump fired off the first volley sometime in the middle of the night, “I promise you, I’m much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz, I mean Jon Stewart, who by the way is totally overrated."

Stewart eventually replied with, “Many people don’t know this, but Donald Trump’s real name is Fuckface Von Clownstick. I wish you would embrace the Von Clownstick heritage.”

The Donald's personal Twitter war spit-raged on for a few more days, but the damage was done and a classic nickname was born.

Details:

  • 100% ring-spun lightweight cotton
  • Pre-shrunk
  • $1 from each shirt sold will be donated to the Natural Resources Defense Council

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**You may want to avoid wearing this to work. But if you do, please send us a photo.


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Best thing ever!

I love how you used Jon's nickname! The illustration is nothing short of AWESOME!!!

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Happy Feels Up

It's hard to choose what to buy because all of the illustrations are amazing, so amazing, and I know amazing. This one I like for being fairly abstract at first glance as outline only. Plus, low contrast is my great. It's the greatest.

The peope will stare at it in the checkout line, and my checkout lines have all of the the best people, believe me, and the next thing you know, a moment later they will get it. And we will both realize that in this new reality, we are both qualified to be POTUS, which is both exciting and terrifying. Sad!

I hope Frederick Douglass, who is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, sees me in this shirt.