Fuckface von Clownstick Tee


Don't start a Twitter war with John Stewart.

As the story goes, one morning John Stewart woke up to find a slew of toxically crude and horrible Tweets polluting his Twitter feed. Trump fired off the first volley sometime in the middle of the night, “I promise you, I’m much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz, I mean Jon Stewart, who by the way is totally overrated."

Stewart eventually replied with, “Many people don’t know this, but Donald Trump’s real name is Fuckface Von Clownstick. I wish you would embrace the Von Clownstick heritage.”

The Donald's personal Twitter war spit-raged on for a few more days, but the damage was done and a classic nickname was born.


  • 100% ring-spun lightweight cotton
  • Pre-shrunk
  • $1 from each shirt sold will be donated to the Natural Resources Defense Council

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**RATED-PG Warning: This shirt isn't safe for work and probably not your children (including adult children).

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I want this!

This is hilarious and oh so true!! Love it!!!